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Do you need help communicating with your spouse? There's hope! :-)

Funny Friday: Sleep Sayings

After I've changed diapers and tucked my older girls into their beds, then I remind them of their sleep duties.

"Be quiet.

Stay in the bed.

Leave the curtains alone.

Keep your clothes on.

Go to sleep.

I love you, goodnight."

Last Friday's Funny

A musical interval is the dentist between two boats.

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Sarah and I conjured this one during her piano lesson last week.

The true definition of an interval is the distance between two notes.

You just had to be there. :-D

Funny Friday: A Little Competition

Funny Friday: Super Mario Beatbox!

This guy is crazy cool with mad skills! Don't be fooled by the more simple beginning, by the end he's combining the throat with the mouth and the lips all together for a mad, MAD demonstration of beatboxing genius! And I'm also amazed at his vocal range from the falsetto to those really deep bass tones!

Funny Friday: Removing Bumper Stickers

Funny Friday: Muppets

Must watch.

Must laugh!

Funny Friday: Super Mario Fun!!!

I think this guy is a great player and probably a little tired of working on concerti and orchestra excerpts. :-D . . . a little too much time on his hands.

Funny Friday: 20 Broken Record Questions

I have found myself asking these same questions day after day. As I was writing them down, some of them look really funny, as if I were somewhat mentally incompetent. How many of you parents find yourselves repeating some of these same things?

1. What did I just say?

2. What did I tell you to do?

3. Do you want a spanking?

4. Why won't you just obey?

5. Do you understand me?

6. Where are you?

7. What are you doing?

8. What's in your mouth?

9. Do you need to go potty?

10. Did you pee pee in the potty?

11. Are you finished?

12. Are you hungry?

13. Are you sleepy?

14. What do you want?

15. What did you say?

16. What do you say?

17. What's the matter?

18. Will you pick that up for Momma please?

19. Do you want to help?

20. How many times do I have to tell you ___?

Funny Friday: New Tim Hawkins Videos

This one is from this past Christmas season, but it's very funny.

This is the same Chic-fil-A song he has always done but with a new added verse at the end. Very funny!

Here's a new Chic-fil-A song my friend Jennifer sent me.

Funny Friday: Toddler Talk

The following is only funny if your toddler is a girl and her Dad is a regular build, lean, masculine man.

"Daddy's panties."

"Daddy's boobs."

:-D

Funny Friday: Toilet Training

Hey, toilet training isn't hard. The toilet is just another convenient place to go.

The hard part is training them not to go everywhere else.

Funny Friday: Christmas Lyrics

The Little Drummer Boy . . .

A kid banging on a drum in a stable with a newborn baby and a brand new mother who just trekked pregnant out in the cold and endured labor and delivery while still a virgin?

"Hey! Keep it down! I'm trying to rest over here!" :-)

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Do You Hear What I Hear?

Said the Shepherd boy to the mighty King,

"Do you know what I know?

In your palace warm, mighty King,

Do you know what I know?

A child, a child, shivers in the cold

let us bring Him silver and gold."

Okay, silver and gold might buy a nice heated blanket and hot cocoa. But on Christmas . . . most of the stores will probably be closed. :-)

Funny Friday: Roses or Bacon?

Dear husband leaves Darling wife and cute kids at home to go run an errand.

While Dear is out, he decides to do something romantic for his Darling.

He arrives at Sam's Club and faces a tough decision:

Roses? or Bacon?

Dear Hubby elects bacon.

But he doesn't stop there. He goes on to buy eggs (needed anyway) and Tropicana OJ (luxury item).

Dear Hubby returns home and prepares a lovely breakfast dinner of fluffy golden brown pancakes, perfectly scrambled eggs and crispy bacon for his Darling Wife and cute kids.

Wife is elated. :-)

Afterwards Hubby tells Wife about the debate earlier in the store.

"Which would you have preferred?" Hubby asks, desiring to know if he, indeed, made the right decision that would please his Darling Wife.

"Hmm . . ." she pauses, "That's a tough call."

Then after another moment responds, "Roses are pretty. But 10 POUNDS of BACON lasts longer and it's much tastier! Yeah, go with the bacon!" :-D

Which would you have chosen, ladies?

Funny Friday: Banana Morphosis

Moriah, "Na na."

"Na nuh."

"Na nee."

"BO na nuh."

:-)


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Funny Friday

Here's Tim Hawkins talking about funny prayers. This past Sunday night he talked about "Thesaurus Prayers," they say things like, "Lord, protect us, shelter us, defend us . . . lead us, guide us, direct us . . . "

Enjoy.

Funny Friday: Kids & Marshmallows

Funny Friday: Gettin' Older

Or should I say, more mature?! :-)

Here's a funny video by Tim Hawkins about Aging Rockers.

Enjoy.

On a personal note: when I get older, I have NO intentions of dying my gray hair. I'm not sure how I'm going to accept gravity and wrinkles though. :-D